Psych Patient at St. B: Do you know who you look like?
Me: [in my head - Oh gawd] Who?
PP: That lady from 101 Dalmations.
Me: Which lady?
PP: The one who likes fur.
Me: Cruella DeVil?
PP: Ya, that one.
I did not ask whether she meant the cartoon or live-action Cruella. Which does make a difference!
Drunk Guy in Silver Lotus: You look so bright!
Me: [WTF??] I have no idea what that means.
DG: Are you just trying to impress?
Me: [WHAT the hell?] No comment.
It should be noted that although I was standing at least five feet away from him, I could smell the booze. He also asked one of the other staff if she'd accept candy from a stranger. She wisely said no.
1 comment:
Do you mean thin,loves high fashion and dogs?
Ali de Ville
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